Garage Demos

by LeftOver Sermon

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Here's what people are saying about the LEFTOVER SERMON Garage Demos EP:

"I like everything about this." - PWM ("The Deadeyes")

"This spoke to me, thank you!" - KJG (activist)

"Love it! Did you read my mind for these lyrics!???" - RD (artist)

"Mountain town punk!" - RF ("Caribou Mountain Family Band")

"This is really good!" - JG (mountain guide/Lady Gaga fan)

"Don't quote me." - JH (connoisseur)

"Its official: My cock is out." - MM (bow hunter)

"Awesome! I just listened to it on my phone while ignoring my kid. Fuck you!" - MB (poet)

"Bad." - OJB (age 3)

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released July 1, 2017

Thanks to all the mountain town punk rockers and to Dory T. for the cover photo.

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LeftOver Sermon Colorado

LeftOver Sermon play punk rock at 8300 feet. They are currently booking childrens' birthday parties, baptisms and bah mitzvahs.

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Track Name: Whose Pussy Would Jesus Grab? [garage demo]
I've got a magic book
My parents gave to me
It's full of ancient wisdom
Iron Age morality

It tells me how to live
It tells me how to die
It tells me who to rape and kill
It teaches don't ask why

But there's one thing it doesn't mention:

chorus:
Whose pussy would jesus grab?
The good book doesnt say
Whose Pussy would jesus grab?
Fuck common decency.

Thank god for Donald trump
Thank god for fear and hate
Thank god for walls and billionaires
And the plan to make us great

The plan says hail the rich
Cut healthcare for the poor
Cut science and art and education
To fund the endless war

ch:
But there's something the plan doesnt mention:

Whose pussy would jesus grab?
The kids are asking me!
Whose pussy would jesus grab?
Fuck common decency!

Whose pussy would jesus grab?
The kids are asking me!
Whose pussy would jesus grab?
Mother fuck your theocracy!
Track Name: Put Down Your Fucking Phone [garage demo]
put down yr fucking phone and pay attention to your life!
try talking to your kids, try talking to your wife!
the light has been green for almost half a minute,
are you gonna drive or sit there staring down like a fucking addict?
you know they're watching what you see and what you read
but you just accept blindly the convenience you think you need

Put down your fucking phone! (x4)

put down your fucking phone and look around at the world
try breathing in the air, try talking to a real girl
youre gonna trip and break your neck or walk into a pole
george orwell hangs his head as you agree to their control
they tricked you into trading freedom for security
so now you get neither, and convenience is mandatory

Put down your fucking phone (x4)
Track Name: The World's Most Powerful Clown [garage demo]
The World's Most Powerful Clown

malignant narcissist, cheap tv entertainer
diseased, crazy, unlearn-ed, un-serious by nature
mussolini or chauncey gardner, either way the results the same
you undermine democracy when you treat it like a game

chorus
the world's most powerful clown!

Orange is the new black, is this performance art?
quadrennial popularity contest to choose the oligarch
bravado bullshit promises, its a fascist flirtation
we get the leader we deserve as the face of the nation

chorus:
the world's most powerful clown!

Come on people lets gather around
and choose the worlds most powerful clown!

the founders pledged their lives and fortunes and their sacred honor
now we've put a reality star in a position of power
malevolence or incompetence, either way its all the same
you undermine reality when you treat it like a game

chorus:
the worlds most powerful clown!
Track Name: Trail Vultures [garage demo]
Trail Vultures

You wake up every morning in some
Goddamn suburb
You spend more time in traffic than
You spend in the woods
You fetishize, romanticize
Politicize and criticize
You think that cause you can
it means that you should

Chorus:
Trail vultures: gonna crash yr party
Trail vultures: circling yr town
Trail vultures: sanitize the planet
Trail vultures: got nothing of their own

Vrs2:
You identify with some
Magazine image
Cooked up by some
Manhattan marketing crew
You work in a cube and you
Host thanksgiving
You want everyone to be
Miserable like you!

Chorus:
Trail vultures: gonna crash yr party
Trail vultures: circling yr town
Trail vultures: sanitize the planet
Trail vultures: got nothing of their own

Dance!!