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Garage Demos

by Leftover Sermon

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I've got a magic book My parents gave to me It's full of ancient wisdom Iron Age morality It tells me how to live It tells me how to die It tells me who to rape and kill It teaches don't ask why But there's one thing it doesn't mention: chorus: Whose pussy would jesus grab? The good book doesnt say Whose Pussy would jesus grab? Fuck common decency. Thank god for Donald trump Thank god for fear and hate Thank god for walls and billionaires And the plan to make us great The plan says hail the rich Cut healthcare for the poor Cut science and art and education To fund the endless war ch: But there's something the plan doesnt mention: Whose pussy would jesus grab? The kids are asking me! Whose pussy would jesus grab? Fuck common decency! Whose pussy would jesus grab? The kids are asking me! Whose pussy would jesus grab? Mother fuck your theocracy!
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put down yr fucking phone and pay attention to your life! try talking to your kids, try talking to your wife! the light has been green for almost half a minute, are you gonna drive or sit there staring down like a fucking addict? you know they're watching what you see and what you read but you just accept blindly the convenience you think you need Put down your fucking phone! (x4) put down your fucking phone and look around at the world try breathing in the air, try talking to a real girl youre gonna trip and break your neck or walk into a pole george orwell hangs his head as you agree to their control they tricked you into trading freedom for security so now you get neither, and convenience is mandatory Put down your fucking phone (x4)
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The World's Most Powerful Clown malignant narcissist, cheap tv entertainer diseased, crazy, unlearn-ed, un-serious by nature mussolini or chauncey gardner, either way the results the same you undermine democracy when you treat it like a game chorus the world's most powerful clown! Orange is the new black, is this performance art? quadrennial popularity contest to choose the oligarch bravado bullshit promises, its a fascist flirtation we get the leader we deserve as the face of the nation chorus: the world's most powerful clown! Come on people lets gather around and choose the worlds most powerful clown! the founders pledged their lives and fortunes and their sacred honor now we've put a reality star in a position of power malevolence or incompetence, either way its all the same you undermine reality when you treat it like a game chorus: the worlds most powerful clown!
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Trail Vultures You wake up every morning in some Goddamn suburb You spend more time in traffic than You spend in the woods You fetishize, romanticize Politicize and criticize You think that cause you can it means that you should Chorus: Trail vultures: gonna crash yr party Trail vultures: circling yr town Trail vultures: sanitize the planet Trail vultures: got nothing of their own Vrs2: You identify with some Magazine image Cooked up by some Manhattan marketing crew You work in a cube and you Host thanksgiving You want everyone to be Miserable like you! Chorus: Trail vultures: gonna crash yr party Trail vultures: circling yr town Trail vultures: sanitize the planet Trail vultures: got nothing of their own Dance!!
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Here's what people are saying about the LEFTOVER SERMON Garage Demos EP:

"I like everything about this." - PWM ("The Deadeyes")

"This spoke to me, thank you!" - KJG (activist)

"Love it! Did you read my mind for these lyrics!???" - RD (artist)

"Mountain town punk!" - RF ("Caribou Mountain Family Band")

"This is really good!" - JG (mountain guide/Lady Gaga fan)

"Don't quote me." - JH (connoisseur)

"Its official: My cock is out." - MM (bow hunter)

"Awesome! I just listened to it on my phone while ignoring my kid. Fuck you!" - MB (poet)

"Bad." - OJB (age 3)

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released July 1, 2017

Thanks to all the mountain town punk rockers and to Dory T. for the cover photo.

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Leftover Sermon Colorado

Leftover Sermon play punk rock at 8300 feet. They are currently booking childrens' birthday parties, baptisms and bah mitzvahs.

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